Redneck Bling For Sale

A few months ago, Amy told me this story about how her and some of her classmates were coming back from lunch and she saw this horrendously jacked up truck downtown. The owner was trying to get something out of the bed and when the tailgate was down the guys head was still below it. Well, a few days later the same truck started living at a house in our neighborhood. It has been a landmark, a modern marvel, and a South Carolina attraction for us to take our out-of-state visitors by when they visited. Well the truck now has a for sale sign. I thought I’d share a couple pics with all my friends who won’t be able to visit before it’s gone.

I’ve blurred out the phone number, but if anybody is actually interested in purchasing this monster, lemme know and I’ll send you the number. Please don’t contact me about this. It sold shortly after I posted this back in 2006…

Redneck Bling Truck 1

…and from the back. Being a Christian myself, I personally thought the Jesus fish and Skull hitch cover was, umm, classy.

Redneck Bling Truck 2

13 Comments

  1. Chris Griffin

    um, a body lift? This redneck dude jacked up 20 feet in the air it still has the same clearance as a normal ford F-150. Definitely of redneck quality.

    I haven’t seen anything like this since I left FL.

  2. Wheels are a bit small…

  3. What would the finace say if I rolled up in that?

  4. Sorta defeats the utitlity of being a truck if you can’t easily use it. I’m sure someone up there will want it… Probably some young redneck driver.

  5. @Mark: She would probably say the same thing that caused this guy to put the truck up for sale in the first place.

    @Brian: You could still use it to take the trash out, but you’d have to carry the trash upstairs first and drop it into the truck from the 2nd floor window.

  6. THATS A BEAST EMAIL ME THE PRICE AND ILL C WUT I CAN DO IM LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. BUT U AINT GOT DROP DOWN BUMBERS SO IT AINT STREET LEGAL IS IT??

  7. SHO NUFF IS A BEAST. BUT ABOUT UR QUESTIONS – I DUNNO, I AINT THE ONE SELLIN IT. THE FELLA DOWN YONDER FROM ME WAS BUT I AINT SEEN IT FOR A FEW DAYS SO I THINK IT MIGHTA SOLD. SHOOT – YEA, SHOOT…

  8. just so we’re clear, that truck, complete with jesus fish, is the reason the rest of the world hates us.

  9. Hey Im a redneck thats my kind of truck how muck do the want for that truck im going to the marines this summer im gonna try to get my dad to buy this for my graduation welli reckon ill let yall go

  10. hey yea im interested in it how much do u wont 4 it And wats the number so i can reach u about it

  11. Oh yeah this truck is just right for me and i really want to know how much it is and the phone # so i can call it!!!!!!!!

  12. Y’all are hilarious, really, but this post is from August of 2006. It was about a truck I saw in my neighborhood. I wasn’t the one selling it and I don’t have the phone number. It sold a long time ago. Comments Closed…

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  • @mariafrey Same here. It’s funny because we started an physical calendar w/ the kids this morning and I didn’t think about it until noon. :)
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