To Our Friends in Gainesville

Come ‘n listen to my story ’bout a girl named Ames A poor engineer, hadn’t time for any games. And then one day, she got an acceptance letter from USC And then bought a house and planned an Ikea shopping spree. Lillberg, that is, solid birch, modern furnishings. Well, the… 

Nothin’ Says Lovin Like…

A Public Display of Affection? In Poorly executed Monotype Corsiva? Using two gallons of paint? How could I go wrong? So, what do you say Ames?